Box of Chaos

Interview Advice

2009-12-11T18:05:00.000-08:00

Betcha did not see this one coming, folks! Jimmy and B [althazar] are going to be, I think, my new comic focus. If I continue updating, it will most likely be jokes from day to day life where I am with friends and family, but told through these two. They're my buddies.

Post for the Holidays

2008-12-02T14:44:00.000-08:00

[Brandon, Mark, this is, quite honestly, for you two.]

An oddly shaped post founded in religion.

2008-12-02T14:34:00.000-08:00

Completely past due.

2008-11-21T09:43:00.000-08:00

On DVD security...

2008-11-11T12:35:00.000-08:00

[This was posted out of irritation with the fact that I accidentally ruined the nice copy and I still have yet to find the aforementioned three other comics. So yes, sorry for the craptastic art [this being even more true than usual] and yes. God bless and all that.]

Sigh

2008-11-06T05:52:00.001-08:00

Believe it or not, friends, but I had two comics all set out and aside for the recent election and all of my comics have recently gone AWOL. I suspect that, in a bout of madness, as I cleaned my desk, I filed them...somewhere.

Alas!

I hope it's chocolate.

2008-10-22T11:50:00.000-07:00

[This will definitely make more sense if you have seen Eagle Eye, or at least the previews, and knowing of the game Portal wouldn't hurt. So, yeah. Pop culture reference squared. But not squarenixed.]

Running Gags, Inside Jokes and Movie Quotes

2008-10-16T10:56:00.001-07:00

[Ten points if you get this without following any links or doing any searches. Five for effort if you figure it out after watching this: Sorry for all the talking, it's the full opening...what you need to hear starts after about 52 some-odd seconds. Three for perseverance if you finally connect the obscure dots with this: A little ways down, a little ways down. Sigh. It's stupid, but I'm gonna post it.]

On Propriety and Noisemaking

2008-09-14T19:29:00.001-07:00

Otherwise known as: Living with Crickets

[I admit this might have a limited audience. I live in a basement. I don't know how they get here, but crickets do too. We're not happy together. At least, I'm not.]

More Crickets

2008-09-25T08:11:00.000-07:00

[Look! Arms!]

2008-09-01T05:05:00.000-07:00

[It's funny how this comic rings true even with my current job which is not custodial. And then, you know, it's also kind of depressing. Sorry I've been such a slacker.]

A Lesson in Dream Crushing: Timing

2008-08-05T06:26:00.000-07:00

[I would have you know that Denny, my brother, told me to do this, more or less. The "took out" comment, not the comic.]

[insert obligatory shark week reference here]

2008-07-30T05:03:00.001-07:00

[Apologies for the craptastic art. It took me three days to figure out how to make this work and then I realized that, if I didn't get it out soon, shark week would be over.]

[SHARKBAIT.]

Stupid on the road.

2008-07-23T07:15:00.000-07:00

Actual conversation.

Defensive Broomstick

2008-07-14T14:15:00.000-07:00

On Lobsters.

2008-07-07T06:33:00.000-07:00

True story.

A Double Feature

2008-07-04T08:51:00.001-07:00

To make up for lost time.

And then it exploded.

2008-06-19T09:11:00.001-07:00

I was doing so well for those few weeks.
There will be more soon.
Just having a rough time.
Hold please.

Sleep

2008-06-10T16:32:00.000-07:00

On contemporary music.

2008-06-03T12:41:00.000-07:00

[I have the sinking sensation that this is actually late, since I've been wanting to do Monday updates...I can't recall if I posted one on Monday or if it was last Monday. Wait. Is today Friday or Tuesday? I can't handle this. Screw this crap. I'm going to bed. Or at least elsewhere.]

And a hairbrush.

2008-05-26T14:33:00.000-07:00

The advent of not working.

2008-05-19T04:15:00.000-07:00

Since I seem to have issues sticking with a drawn format and putting stuff up regularly, I thought I'd fall back on some older things I used to "draw" to avoid work. It gives me a solid buffer for an extended period of time. If you need help reading it, I can draw a diagram. And now, without further ado--Not Working.

Never Never Times

2008-05-15T06:20:00.000-07:00

Get thyself to a punnery.

2008-03-01T10:38:00.001-08:00

[ Special thanks to my father; without him and his strange blue marker I found in the desk, this comic would not have been possible. Yes, this is a real conversation. No, it is not the only funny thing going on in my life or head, but it was the easiest to translate to this format. God bless my father and his puns.

Of course, I have a theory that bad jokes [usually related to punnery] are largely a dad thing in general.]

A triumphant return!

2008-02-22T15:53:00.000-08:00

[I do hope to become a tad more scheduled, as I have a slight backlog of comics to update...not many will be vikings, though. I have less inspiration without my friends in the immediate vicinity. But doubt not. I shall continue...eventually.]